Peloton is a Cult and a Great Learning Network

 Did anyone buy a Peloton during the pandemic?  I didn't.  I was incredibly skeptical: I've been working on my fitness for more than 15 years and I have reached the home-workouts-are-boring stage of my progress.  I did buy the Bowflex SelectTech dumbbells.  They are very...decorative.  So when a friend of mine highly recommended Peloton, I laughed it off.  As an increasing number of partners at my old job would share their bike usernames during work calls, my ears perked up.  Finally, on the second work trip for my new job, I came face to face with a real live Peloton bike.  "Fine.  What's the big deal?" I asked the empty hotel gym.  

After 10 minutes, I got it.

See, spinning may be a great workout, but it's hard to get started.  I tried a few times at the gym.  If you don't know what you're doing, it feels like a loose, yet uncomfortable version of a stationary bike.  However, the orientation videos on the Peloton get you started quickly.  Adjust the seat, the handlebars, foot straps (since I don't have spinning shoes), and it feels okay.  Watching and listening to these trainers make the difference.  It's not the normal motivational approach...it's church-like.

Cult-like.

Don't believe me?  Listen to Denis Morton for 90 seconds...


There's a reason I call him Pastor Denis.  He and several others will slip in intense quotes and stories into these sweat session that will blow you away.  At first my cynicism wouldn't allow me to take it in; quickly that would change.  Two free hotel rides led me to the app.  My friend was waiting for me with a 90-day pass and a coupon for the bike.  The app was fine for now - I kept using the app on the spin bikes at my local gym.  What astounded me and solidified my belief that Peloton is a cult was the fact that each workout was a punishment that I kept joyously signing up for.  No other form of exercise for me gave me so few endorphins or instant changes (no pump or anything) but kept me coming back.  It became a challenge I wanted to conquer.  Plus the music and the trainers made the difference.

Do you know Tunde?  How about Cody?  Robin?  Matt Wilpers? Even Sam Yo sometimes.  Each one has their own approaches to making the pedals turn.  Their playlist are incredibly different.  Yet each will make sure you leave with some encouragement.  Even though I work out at night and their "now you can start the day" messages aren't for me, the upliftment reminds me of the charismatic evangelical church I grew up in.

How bad is it?  I'm using the Kon-Mari method to clean my apartment of clutter...so I can fit in a whole bike.  I'm in.

From a learning perspective, they teach you how to progress in quick, subtle ways.  Repeatable instructions as you start and change activities are subtle.  Clear.  Gentle drill-sergeant.  Lesson learned: not all design must be fancy.  If this fat rider can progress from low impact to riding with the music rides, anyone can.  I've joined.  And I encourage you to try it.  

My handle is jclarkelaidlaw.


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